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I am an artist by profession, how crazy is that?

I used to work as a computer programmer, I'm studying ancient Greek for the hell of it, and I'd really like to learn how to sing the blues. I dance, I write, I teach, I blend custom fragrances, and I'm a gourmet cook. In other words, I'm many things, but I'm never *bored*.

My spiritual practice is an unorthodox blend of Hellenic Polytheism, Feri, and scientific skepticism. It keeps me on my toes.

Not related to kittenpants.org, kittenpants.com, or a good 90% of the kittenpantses you're likely to find on a google whack. But I am the kittenpants on Deviant ART.

By the way, the dates for UMKC are misleading there -- I dropped out of school from 2000 to 2007, but there's no way to make it show the gap. So, don't get all impressed or nothin'.
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